It Doesn't Have to be Sugar Free
It Doesn't Have to be Sugar Free
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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying)

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trajans:

Y’all saying 6.3 is some vile invasion of privacy but like. It’s not even true. You can’t measure dick size like that. It ain’t a fact. Don’t tweet abt it either but don’t get upset over some made up number that people are making pointless jokes about like relax surf some waves broe

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

charmancler:

folieadude:

he’s one of us

:/ he’s not “one of us.” there is no “one of us”. he has a disorder that’s horrible to deal with….. it’s not a quirky group of totally awkward xD tumbler folk

thank you
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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

charmancler:

folieadude:

he’s one of us

:/ he’s not “one of us.” there is no “one of us”. he has a disorder that’s horrible to deal with….. it’s not a quirky group of totally awkward xD tumbler folk

thank you

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stumphies:

Someone said Brendon was 4.5 inches when he’s hard I can’t breathe

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stumphies:

decaydancerecords:

do not tweet 6.3 to patrcik do not tweet anything about patrick stumps dick size to patrixk stump that is so uncomfortable

YEAH DO NOT DO THIS DONT

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thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

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thefictionthief:

snaketeen:

but no one ever asks what the d wants

that’s because society tells the d it can have everything it wants. 

(Source: doglets)

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(Source: deucebasket)

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paxamgays:

ok i’m leaving work but please for the love of god if u have any respect for patrick stump at all u WILL NOT TWEET HIM ABOUT THIS BC IT’S VERY WEIRD AND CREEPY. but have fun making jokes on tumblr. BUT DO NOT SEND HIM ANYTHING

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anclyhurley:

bf: babe come over
me: i cant 
bf: im 6.3 soft
me: image

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trajans:

the scientist has been laboring for years under harsh conditions in order to find the cure for cancer. at the next monthly board meeting, he rushes in through the door sweating and panting and screaming at the top of his lungs. everyone looks at him expectantly. he takes a breath. “SIX POINT THREE INCHES,” he yells. “SIX POINT THREE INCHES SOFT.”

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foliemoadeux:

a little less 6.3 inches a little more touch me

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Nonbinary Survey

thenonbinarysafespace:

Please take this survey if you are nonbinary, and signal boost it afterwards. (Signal boost even if you aren’t!)

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thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 
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6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you